Kufr Club

Patron: Sheikh Iblis

Rules of membership

1. Declare war on a group of terrorists in the Middle East while secretly arming them.

2. Stage bombings at home, blame them on the terrorists, and use them to stampede the frightened population into the protective arms of the surveillance state.

3. Convince people that the exchange of freedom for security is a good trade.

4. Convince people that they now have even greater reason to go to war against the terrorists, to whom you have sent even more arms.

5. When the terrorists have seized all the resources you covet, declare them 'moderate' terrorists and do a deal with them. Alterna-
tively, wipe them out with white phosphorus.

6. Move on to the next resource-rich country and repeat the process. It works every time.

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